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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Review: Hot for Heather by Caitlyn Lynch



The Blurb:

Heather is a quiet classical pianist lacking in a social (or sex) life. One day, she's utterly shocked to find out that the hot delivery guy she accidentally flashed in the hallway is actually her brand new neighbour, Mike, a soldier recently back from deployment. And Mike's very interested in getting to know the gorgeous girl next door who makes such beautiful music. He's especially interested in getting know her on top of that piano. And on the piano stool. And anywhere else in her apartment she's willing to let him...




Writer was generously provided with ARC in exchange for an honest review:

Admittedly, I don’t read much short erotica (I like a little plot with my porn). The page count on this one is just 22 pages (even less once you get through the title/copyright pages). There is little time to set the scene before we, ahem, dive right in.



Heather is a piano player who is struggling to get her inspirational mojo back. It’s hard out there for a player. But then she meets her new neighbor:



I’d fall on my ass too if I had a hot soldier living next to me. Heather is consumed with lust, in turn getting her piano mojo back now that she’s been…inspired. What follows after that is a little reminiscent of a pizza delivery porn setup, but damn it’s still pretty hot.



This story has the 3 most important “S” markers for a good erotica: Smutty dialogue, Spanking, and Sexy alpha male.

There were only a few things about the story that I struggled with:

Exhibit A:  
“You got a real pretty mouth,” he says hoarsely. “Makes me think about what your lips would look like wrapped around my cock.”

This might just be a generational thing. There’s this movie that came out in the 70’s...How to say this…



See also: Dueling Banjos

Exhibit B:  
“Boobs.” I feel like this word has no place in erotica. If a man asks to see your bewbs, you should almost always say “No.” Ladies, you don’t need that in your life.



Other than that, it was a quick, sexy read that makes me want to go join Military Cupid.



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